You don't have to be a mermaid
You could be a shark. Not the type of shark that likes to bite... the vegan shark. The shark that smiles when he swims by. The shark that likes to play ball with the dolphins and grab a milkshake with the seals. The shark that races the boats for fun and plays catch with the seagulls. The type of shark that just wants to have fun but is misunderstood.
Or you could be a dragon. Not the type that spits fire... the cool type of dragon. The type that's so cool he's hot. The type that... well, you get my point. You don't have to be a mermaid to enjoy our awesome towels!